Well it was 70 miles from home anyway, I saw a senior citizen coming down the aisle toward me. She was pretty ordinary looking and she shuffle slowly along the aisle as though her plan was to make this shopping trip last all afternoon.
The message on her T- shirt caught my attention:
I USED TO CARE.
....But now I take a pill for that.
I have either a finely honed sense of humor or it's 'sick' humor, but I laughed on and off all afternoon about the shirt. To me, the funny thing isn't what is said but it has more to do with who said it.