Friday, November 12, 2004

To Secede or Not

The Blue states threaten that they should secede from the union because they pay for everything and don't get to say who is president. I think I'm confused here. Weren't they the ones saying that it was o.k. for just a few rich folks to pay for almost all of our government and had plans for that burden to get even worse.
If they are successful in leaving the U.S. we would miss the, uh, oh yeah, the uh, er the uhhhh. Well, now that you mention it, not a bad idea. Let us know if you need some food or fuel. We might be willing to work a trade for some of your high fashion goods. One more thing, keep the judges. We have our own legislative branch.

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