Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Handy

I love the internet. I just got my email this morning. In just three emails, I got very exciting news.
One, I can buy a cream that will eliminate wrinkles and sags. I keep my wrinkles 'filled out' but I sure do have sags. Only $35 for a month supply.
Two, I can get another credit card. Man, finally, someone offering a low interest credit card.
Three, is some kind of pill that will grow body parts by two inches in a month.... I have been thinking of getting bigger ears. But, what if there's some kind of trouble and the wrong thing gets longer by mistake. That's exactly what I was thinking, my nose is already too big.

17 comments:

Mike ( ex scientia, veritas ) said...

I wonder if that "sag creme" would work on that knitted bowling bag I received as a gift?? I have to hold my hand over my head to carry it.

Cliff Morrow said...

Mike, that's the funniest comment I've read in quite a while. "I have to hold my hand over my head to carry it". Very good.

Rachel said...

Wow, a cream that will eliminate wrinkles and sags?? I need a 5 gallon bucket full please.

As for the pill Cliff, I'd be real careful! Two inches in a month. That means that in January your ears, or other body parts could be 4 inches bigger or longer. It might make your feet bigger, and you know what they say about a man who has big feet.............

Jamie Dawn said...

Ask Marilyn if you need that pill or not. Otherwise, I'd say to keep your parts as they are.
Mikes' comment is a hoot!!
I will probably want you to forward that wrinkle cream link to me before too long. I'm starting to see some crow's feet, and I don't plan to stop smiling any time soon.

Green-Eyed Lady(GEL) said...

All of you are a hoot!
I receive so much spam as in over 100 emails a day, because I maintain a professional website for my art business so it's scan title and delete so no viruses. No time for me to pun over refinancing the uplifting or length of *anything*

Jerry said...

Nice to see someone who enjoys his spam.

Just Help Me said...

thank you! thank you! i really needed that today!

Peter said...

Reminds me of what Adam said to Eve Cliff, "better stand back Eve we don't know how big this thing's gonna get."

Paul said...

It works, Cliff. I tried some of that lengthening cream. Now I have a size 10 left foot and a size 14 right foot.

Have a great Thanksgiving weekend. We're going to Amarillo, TX.

Rachel said...

Just in case I didn't say it before Cliff,

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family! Enjoy!!

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