Thursday, February 15, 2007

In My Perfect World

  1. Desserts would all have a negative calorie effect. The more you eat the more weight you lose.
  2. Or they would all smell like Clorox.
  3. It would rain 1" every Monday night thru the summer. (golf league on Tuesday night)
  4. Conferences for continuing education would have truthful brochures. It would look like this. 10:00 AM to 10:45-Ballroom I- Tom Thomas from the State Auditors office will discuss budgets. You have time for a little nap during this one. This guy has a lot of schooling and is very instinctive about numbers but zero communication skills. If you want to try the lounge we'll send someone in to get you when it's over assuming one of us is still awake.
  5. Everyone would find out I don't know anything and quit asking me questions.
  6. People who always complain to me about other people, would start coming up to me and say, "Hey Cliff, I just had a good idea. (talk about ideas not people)
  7. Everyone who belongs to an organization would follow the proper steps to solve a problem instead of recruiting as many people as possible to make unhappy about the same problem.
  8. The clock would stop during travel. Just step out the door at 6:59 and arrive 20 miles away at 7:00 for the meeting. "Very funny Scotty... now beam my clothes up!"
  9. Foreigners would have to follow the same rules I do while in our country.

Now it's your turn. Finish this: In my perfect world...

18 comments:

Jim said...

1. Everyone would have a cute profile picture like yours.
2 Nebraska would get nice and working open-meeting laws.
3. I would thank you, Cliff, for enlightening me on the problems.
4. Not get a writer's block and write interesting blogs like Cliff does.
5. Our next president would be someone non-controversial and that the whole U.S. would like.
6. Why couldn't General Pershing have lived in our generation, he could fit the bill for number five (5) above.
7. Could finish Cliff's challenge in ten (10) words or less.
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8. Ok, Cliff, the world won't ever be perfect but thanks anyway.
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GeL(Emerald Eyes) said...

Cliffers and Marilyn would be our real life neighbors or at least within an afternoon's riding distance.

P.S. I like the redecorating.

Mike ( ex scientia, veritas ) said...

1. Eyes would see and ears would hear.

That's it.

Miki said...

I'm not going to say here, but will "steal" borrow your idea, let's see if it takes off!

Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

Cliff
Cars would have a full tank gas when I'm in a hurry.
Ice Tea in resturant would be reasonably priced.
Meetings would solve an issue rather than create them.
People would actually read the e-mail they receive prior to responding to it.
Tekamah and Denver were closer together and all golf course in the two cities were always open. Which leads to the big one. . .
We had more time to play golf.
Ralph

Cliff Morrow said...

Amen Brother Ralph!

terah said...

Cadbruy Creme Eggs would be sold all year long!

Rachel said...

1. I sure agree with your #1.
2. People would drive on their side of the road and stay there.
3. I could jump real high and go over a river in a single bound, or a fence, a boulder, a house, etc.
4. Uploading my photos would happen immediately and all be the size I want immediately.
5. My house would automatically clean itself with the snap of my fingers.

Britmum said...

I am going to do this on my blog too at some point. whoo hooo Cliff what a great idea. I liked your by the way.

Take care xx

Rhodent said...

In my perfect world I would have saved all of my links BEFORE changing to one of the new templates AND I would know how to add the wunderground link to my blog! I am going crazy with this! I used to be able to go into the html code and know how to add what I wanted. Now I'm lost. Can you explain to me how you were able to add your wunderground link? Then maybe I can figure out the others as well.

JUST A MOM said...

wow good ones,, ok I really will try adn do this one.

Lee said...

Ha! If only! But let's count the blessing we have...no matter how small...or how big! ;)

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

i like your perfect world, it all works for me...

but i would add

*everyone needs teeth
*money would grow on trees

and

*reality tv banished..

1 plus twins said...

oh my gosh i have been gone too long. your blog looks great!! i just love your profile picture!! just love it, love it!! i agree with so many of your points. i guess mine would be in a perfect world, the computer would never break, freeze, run slow etc etc. i probably have tons more but i have to give it some thought!

Raggedy said...

Great post! I liked all the comments as well. I can't think of anything at the moment. You all did a great job with this one.
Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one

Paul said...

1. My walk across America will include Tecamah, NE. (Don't wait up for me. It's still 3 1/2 years away.)

Great idea, Cliff. I guess I'll...uh, replicate it. Yeah, that's it: replicate it.

And you left a few profound thoughts, too. I enjoyed it. Hope mine is as good.

Jamie Dawn said...

In My Perfect World...

1. Pizza would have the same caloric content as celery.

2. There would be no flies.

3. Hair would only grow where it is wanted. No more shaving legs!!!

4. I'd have a chef, a housekeeper, and a masseuse.

5. I'd be Queen Jamie Dawn, ruler of all who breathe.

Gette said...

This is so cool and I'm gonna swipe it! Full credit given, of course...