~The secret to success is sincerity. Once you learn to fake that, you've got it made.~
From my brief m.c. gig last night.
The police were called to my Grandaughter's daycare. There was a 3 year old resisting a rest.
What do you call a short fortune teller who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
Our local hardware store is giving away dead batteries, free of charge.
If you don't pay your exorcist you could be repossessed.
I saw a chicken crossing the road yesterday. It was poultry in motion.
I don't know why they never call me back for a second engagement.
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- Marty Morrow
- J D Jaws (aka Jamie Dawn)
- John Goerzen
- Mike- Exscientia Veritas
- Gette
- cassie-b
- Gel (Emerald Eyes)
- Wiley Ol' Jerry
- Raggedy
- Just A Mom
- Rachel
- Hippy Paul
- Peter
- Miki
- Nora
- Lanny
- TaryTerre
- Maria
- Lee's Kitchen
- Lazy Blogger
- Junies Place
- Janell
- Desiree in Normal
- Lucy's Frugal Living
- Marla's Blog
- Ralph Campbell
- Jim
- Shannon
- Granny Annie
- Donna's Blog
- MidLife Mom
About Me
- Cliff
- I live on the farm I grew up on here in Nebraska. My wife runs a Boarding and Grooming Kennel. We have 3 kids and 9 Grandchildren.
11 comments:
This horse walks into a bar and the bartenders asks, "Why the long face?"
Baa-rumm-bumm. ;0)
Love it Mike.
Cute Cliff!!!
Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
He took them to a pignic. :)
what bone is the most musical?
A tromBONE..
My boy loves that one..ha
Hello? Hello?
*thump thump* Is this mike on?
cliff, my father in law calls those groaners....
"Poultry in motion" An oldie - but definitely a goodie.
GROAN!!!
Those are great, Cliff!
Hey, I never got called back after my second engagement. I guess you're supposed to say yes, when someone pops the question.
When Ralph discovered he had Lyme disease he was really ticked off.
My tongue got in front of my eye teeth and I couldn't see what I was saying.
Thanks for the laugh....I'm going to have to share these, they're too funny not to share.
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