~The secret to success is sincerity. Once you learn to fake that, you've got it made.~
From my brief m.c. gig last night.
The police were called to my Grandaughter's daycare. There was a 3 year old resisting a rest.
What do you call a short fortune teller who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
Our local hardware store is giving away dead batteries, free of charge.
If you don't pay your exorcist you could be repossessed.
I saw a chicken crossing the road yesterday. It was poultry in motion.
I don't know why they never call me back for a second engagement.