Friday, October 20, 2006

Performance Underwear!

I received an e-mail today from Cabella's. They have put their 'performance underwear' on sale. They wanted me to know that. I thought that I should probably go look. But what kind of performance would ensue. Am I obligated to do something. A song and dance maybe? What if I bought my wife a pair. Or better than a pair...just one. Now we're talking. I could stand a little excitement out here on the farm. We really haven't had anything to get the ol' heart started since, well, since we burned the barn. And we did that on purpose.
Okay, I chickened out. I didn't go look at the website with performance underwear. I just can't take on another obligation right now. Yup, too much pressure here.
I wonder if they come in brown.

25 comments:

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

so what kind of a performance r u suppose to put on with these "underwear"..thats what I wanna know.

Britmum said...

Oh my do they allow you to preform super hero tricks or something. I may have to make a trip to that store for Scraggy...hehehehe. They just opened one up here somewhere in Phoenix. All the rage you know. He could do with some new undies. Why do you want brown ones Cliff? You have me worried...!!

Take care xx

Miki said...

I'm thinking that you might have to sing and dance or perhaps perform a soliloquy from Romeo and Juliet. But Brown? C'mon Cliff, be a little adventurous, try a really vivid color, you will be performing in those performance underwear! You crack me up!

Mike said...

Good for you, Cliff!!!! Stick w/ your underoos. .... there's an image.

LZ Blogger said...

Brown huh? Cliff you must be a BIG GAME Hunter! ~ jb///

Anonymous said...

Well the old barn burni' routine eh Cliff that could be a performance.

Jamie Dawn said...

Brown?? Eeeeew!!

A little song, a little dance, a little selzer down your pants!!

Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

After reading this post I decided it was probably a great week NOT to visit.
Ralph

Rachel said...

Hey, I think Ralph has the right idea!!

I think you should have gotten those underwear and seen how they performed for you. I saw some in the K-mart flyer that were the Joe Boxer brand and they had smiley faces on the back of them. They were for the young chicks though. So....you could get Marilyn a pair of those and you get the performance ones and ......no telling what might happen. Just a thought!! But not brown Cliff, not brown.

Anonymous said...

We just got a "Special Invitation" to attend the "Exclusive Preview of Cabela's New LaVista Store." We hadn't planned on going but if you are preforming, we'll be there.
Mr and Mrs Blue

Cliff Morrow said...

I'll let you know performance times.
Me in underwear should draw a crowd.

Rachel said...

Now we know what to get you for Christmas Cliff.

Jerry said...

In the category of performance underwear is "scent control underwear". I never heard of such. I'll bet Marilyn is ordering you some Scent-Lok pants right now. Cliff, your blog is not only entertaining, but highly educational.

1 plus twins said...

omg cliff i can't get the visual out of my head now!! lol on another note let me know if it works cuz i will get my hubby some!! lol

Felecia said...

(All you need to know about the performance of these underoo's is that if a man invented them; they're probably quite uncomfortable!)

Dan said...

Do performance underwear come with velcro?

Britmum said...

Cliff

We took a vote at "The Circus" and we need to adopt you.

Take care xx

Cliff Morrow said...

Hey Britmum, I'm guessing my wife would allow the adoption. You might reconsider though,,,I can really put on the ol feed bag. The grocery bill might get pretty high.

**Silvermoon** GEL said...

Uh, stutter, squirm...remembering this is a family site...Cliffers, brown undies just doesn't conjure up the type of "performance" I would usually imagine a *man* of your age giving. (I will not ask about "props!") Now I must eradicate these images from my mind.

Britmum said...

O.k. we took another vote in The Circus and it was decided that perhaps you were an expense we could not afford at this point in time. Maybe we could reconsider in the New Year.

Cheers xx

Claire said...

Performance underwear? Now that made me giggle!

Cxx

Rachel said...

Gosh Cliff. I see Britmum voted you into their family and then voted you right out again since you eat too much!!

I love it!! LOL

(they wouldn't take me either then).

Paul said...

I'm thinking that since your name is so similar to Madonna's and Janet Jackson, that Cabela's sent a performance underwear e-mail to you by mistake. Whaddaya think?

Maria said...

Too much time on your hands. That is the problem. Don't you just love some of the e-mail that comes through to us. You had me in stitches with this post. Right good,Cliff!

Jim said...

I figured out why the Russians wear black underwear if that helps your situation. Maybe Mrs. Jim will let me post the answer.

BTW, I'm back. If you like roses, read Billy's last post about his Dad's.
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