Stopping at a Chili's Restaurant and ordering the Crispy Chicken Salad. It has a gingered dressing of some kind, and it is really, really, good. It is a bit large. Now when I say it's large, remember who is telling you this.
Right here Benny Hill, in his white cowboy outfit, and speaking in his biggest Texas voice would say, "She's big, I mean she's really big. We used to like to make her laugh, cuz when she laughed sooo much of her had a good time".
Stay with me here folks.