Thursday, January 19, 2006

From the Mail Bag...

Ol Blue, emailed me with the following message. I think he's onto something here, and it appears that he and I are both REALLY smart.


Dear Cliff,
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So, I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore information, so it started filling up the rest of me.
Regards,
Ol Blue


Yep, I like the way he thinks.

16 comments:

Rachel said...

Cliff, I'm so glad to know what has happened to me! I have some "extra" information around my hips, on my behind, and around my stomach!

Karen said...

That is good to know!! I am definitely going to repeat that one!

Peter said...

Y ou are now reading a work of pure wisdom from the other side of the world, and if you are up early enough at nearly the same time it's being written, just how smart can we get, I' guessing that I'm just about full size now.

Mike ( ex scientia, veritas ) said...

I'm so, so embarrassed. I should have never decked the guy that called me a "fat head". I thought it was an angry insult.

To "Mr. Lightsout" wherever you are, I apologize.

poopie said...

I feel so much better now. Thanks for the explanation ;)

Jamie Dawn said...

MIke is so violent!

I could use with a little less intellligence. Apparently, I gained about 20 pounds of knowlege over the past couple of years, so I am in the process of dumbing myself down.

JUST A MOM said...

HEYYYY I like that one!!!!!!

Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

I've been told I'm pretty smart . . . I just didn't know what it meant until now.
Ralph

Jim said...

Who knows how to retrieve this extra knowledge stored by the pound? It is a shame to carry around all this useless weight.
..

Jerry said...

So that's why my head is so large. I never made the connection. But I'm still smart, right?

Paul said...

Hear! Hear!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

yes, yes, I will go with that:)

Green-Eyed Lady(GEL) said...

My husband will get a kick out of this logic (for him.) As for me, it seems I need LOTS of care packages sent to my brain. Milk chocolate, York peppermint patties, stuffing, pasta salad, chocolate brownies, cheesecake, twice baked potatoes, ice cream, home baked bread... :)

ship to : GEL
2 by 4 Green Giant Way
Fatten Her Upville, CC
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Paula said...

Oh, what a relief! I thought it was too much chocolate and not enough exercise!

Cliff Morrow said...

Silly you Paula.

Greg said...

Cliff,
It must be great genetics, because I am getting "smart" too.