I drove for Marilyn today because she had to go to a neighboring town and pick-up 13 dogs for grooming. It makes it much easier for her when I drive. It allows here to keep organized, in between the stops.
After one stop she got back into the van, grabbed a 'Wet One' and wiped her hand and said, "Stupid dog was so happy to see me, and then he pee's on me". She was disgusted.
Looking straight ahead, she then said to me, "when you start doing that, I'm having you put away."
I'm only 56 years old but I'm thinking this borders on verbal abuse of the elderly.