Friday, July 21, 2006

Abuse

I drove for Marilyn today because she had to go to a neighboring town and pick-up 13 dogs for grooming. It makes it much easier for her when I drive. It allows here to keep organized, in between the stops.
After one stop she got back into the van, grabbed a 'Wet One' and wiped her hand and said, "Stupid dog was so happy to see me, and then he pee's on me". She was disgusted.
Looking straight ahead, she then said to me, "when you start doing that, I'm having you put away."
I'm only 56 years old but I'm thinking this borders on verbal abuse of the elderly.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

That has definitely got to be the funniest thing I have heard today! Or maybe even this week! Thanks for the laugh--I needed it!
See ya soon! Char

Mike said...

Bwahahahahahahahah!!!!!! You're hilarious - have a good weehend guy. :)

Dan said...

Sounds like she's counting the days

LZ Blogger said...

Me too and I am older than you! ~ jb///

Jim said...

I think you have to wait until you start drawing S.S. for that.
..

Jerry said...

Cliff,
I'm well versed these days in adult incontinence products. I could fix you right up.

Or there's always the Chatt Center. I hear they are looking for a fry cook.

Rachel said...

It sure sounds borderline to me Cliff, but not of the elderly, just the abuse part! I guess as long as you don't pee on her you'll be okay.

Britmum said...

You are so funny Clif, at least Marilyn is not putting you down. Now that would be worse than putting away. Count your lucky stars. LOL

Take care xx

Raggedy said...

lol..too funny.
you should pick up an extra dog cause 13 doesn't sound lucky...
I hope all the dogs got along with each other..
Have a great day!
Hugs

Kendra Lynn said...

Wow...let's hope that never happens. LOL



Kendra

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

sorry cliff, i luv ya and all but i must say i have your brides back on this one:)

GEL said...

A case of "Depends" is on its way, because you need to "be prepared." We can't have you entertaining the nursing homes with your humor any sooner than necessary due to bladder leakage. (I can't speak for brain cell demise... ;)
However, if 56 is "old", I must have passed my prime at age 14!
BTW, I posted Chapter 1 of a fictional story here. Would welcome your input when the corn (and Marilyn) lets you free.

JUST A MOM said...

THANKS I NEEDED THE LAUGH today!!!!!! Tell he to keep them coming will ya.

Jamie Dawn said...

With 13 pissy dogs to groom, I'd say she's entitled to be a little snarky with you.
Just to be safe, try and not do what that dog did. Marilyn might be serious about putting you away somewhere, and then you couldn't blog anymore.

poopie said...

Good lord Cliff, how could she even PRETEND to drive with thirteen dogs???

Cliff Morrow said...

I should mention that they are in individual crates. It's hard to fit 13 crates into a minivan.

Peter said...

It's time to face facts Cliff, Marilyn plays in a league that is a class above yours, your only chance is to perfect the "smile and yes dear" technique.

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