Ol Blue, emailed me with the following message. I think he's onto something here, and it appears that he and I are both REALLY smart.
Dear Cliff,
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So, I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold anymore information, so it started filling up the rest of me.
Regards,
Ol Blue
Yep, I like the way he thinks.
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Cliff, I'm so glad to know what has happened to me! I have some "extra" information around my hips, on my behind, and around my stomach!
Y ou are now reading a work of pure wisdom from the other side of the world, and if you are up early enough at nearly the same time it's being written, just how smart can we get, I' guessing that I'm just about full size now.
I'm so, so embarrassed. I should have never decked the guy that called me a "fat head". I thought it was an angry insult.
To "Mr. Lightsout" wherever you are, I apologize.
I feel so much better now. Thanks for the explanation ;)
MIke is so violent!
I could use with a little less intellligence. Apparently, I gained about 20 pounds of knowlege over the past couple of years, so I am in the process of dumbing myself down.
HEYYYY I like that one!!!!!!
I've been told I'm pretty smart . . . I just didn't know what it meant until now.
Ralph
Who knows how to retrieve this extra knowledge stored by the pound? It is a shame to carry around all this useless weight.
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So that's why my head is so large. I never made the connection. But I'm still smart, right?
Hear! Hear!
yes, yes, I will go with that:)
My husband will get a kick out of this logic (for him.) As for me, it seems I need LOTS of care packages sent to my brain. Milk chocolate, York peppermint patties, stuffing, pasta salad, chocolate brownies, cheesecake, twice baked potatoes, ice cream, home baked bread... :)
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Oh, what a relief! I thought it was too much chocolate and not enough exercise!
Silly you Paula.
Cliff,
It must be great genetics, because I am getting "smart" too.
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