Monday, December 19, 2005

A Confession


I have a confession to make. I've chosen to make a clean break, you know, come clean, and not just write a private message to Ralph to apologize.Instead, I'm am letting the whole world know of my underhanded tactics. I have just a few more strands of hair than Ralph. I think secretly, he has been very jealous of my (ahem) full 'looking head of hair'. Well Ralph, ol Buddy, I have a secret and this is it. I've been using this (see photo),Big Sexy Hair Spray. You'll have to go to a salon to get it. I'll warn you that when you first put it on, it resembles the snow you buy in a can for frosting windows and Christmas trees. But Ralph, you too can have a big, full, head of hair like mine. I should have told you sooner. Sorry. Warning: the ladies really like 'Big Hair'. So don't use it before going to work. No use worrying Char about this.

21 comments:

Mike ( ex scientia, veritas ) said...

OK, Fluffy. ..... you're a hoot.

Jamie Dawn said...

You practically have an afro because of that stuff.
What a miraculous product!

JUST A MOM said...

Maybe you should get the brown toned one.

Jerry said...

I've never seen Cliff in a tie before. Why, he could be on the cover of GQ, especially with that big full head of hair.

Rachel said...

Wow Cliff, you have so much hair! I think Ralph is really going to be extra jealous now! You know you should have sent him some of that hair spray for Christmas. Then he could have big hair too!

Bossy♥'s YOU said...

I think you need a haircut now...

I need some of that stuff..

Paul said...

You sure you aren't sniffing that stuff? You sure look happy. And I don't think it's cuz of those two hairs.

Ralph: Get it in writing!

terah said...

Cliff, you really clean up good!

Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...
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Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

Cliff
I looked at the photo before I read the blog and almost choked on my ice tea. Now stop for a minute and just look at the picture. . . . My original thought when I glanced at the photo was,"Canned sex - what will they think of next." Fortunately, I read your blog.
I've known for a long time, and secretly hav been envious of the three extra hairs you have. I might have go with Mike and start calling you fluffy.
Good post bud.
Sorry, about the deleted think my spelling is really bad today.
Ralph

Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

Cliff
If you don't believe it about my spelling just look above - I meant thing. It's been a rough day.
Ralph

bridgesitter said...

Cliff you're like a poodle. Please someone clip around his eyes!!

deb t said...

hey, cliff
suppose bill could benefit from the stuff? deb t

Peter said...

Hey Cliff, get a haircut, there are wig makers out therejust crying out for tresses like those.

Cliff Morrow said...

Mike, gee, thanks for the nickname.
Jamie Dawn:Give it a try. Think what it could do to someone as lovely as you. Sure I'm beautiful, but don't hate me for it.
Mom: So I'm not the only one who knows about this stuff.
Jerry: I'm sending in this photo to GQ. Maybe, you know, who knows.
Rachel: Just great. Now I'll have to send something to Ralph for Christmas. You'll have him all excited.
Christina, Bridge, and Peter: It's just a good thing I'm married to dog groomer.
Paul: There are four hairs Paul. FOUR!
Terah:People don't say that to me very much.
Ralph:You were right the first time. They have invented "sex in a can". There are guys arrested regularly for that, in a park in Omaha.
Gel: Your comment made it to my email but not the blog. Sorry to have disturbed the delicate night time balance at your house.
Debbie T: Yes, definately get the spray for hubby. It works good on the back as well.

Jim said...

Ralph, I think Cliff is setting you up. There isn't any confession here, he just wants
1. You to look and look for a product like this
2. If you find it and there really is such a thing, for you to have a big mess in your hair.
3. I'd wait until I see him apply it to himself before I would ever try this.
4. Too bad you guys didn't pick better genes. Look at my pictures. Grandpa Corkill died with more [white, though] hair than anybody could want.

Green-Eyed Lady(GEL) said...

Cliff, I see Ralph thought what I thought. I apologize that you felt you had to delete my comment. I'll refrain. I thought I kept it PG. Again, I'm sorry it offended you enough to delete it. (Guess you'll want to delete the other one. ) Bye Cliff

Green-Eyed Lady(GEL) said...

Whew, thx Cliff for explaining to me that you meant it was a BLOGGER mess-up. I was so confused. I'm glad there was no offense taken since I do kid you. (Besides, I just read that Ralph will keep me in line and I'm not making any cracks about that!) We all know BLOGGER can clog up and do mysterious things. Boy do we know it.

Merry CHristmas & Happy New Year again to your whole clan!

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