Friday, March 25, 2005

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How come you can't go to one of this country's leading purveyors of fine foods, (those with drive-up windows and fast talking, mumbling teens, with 10 cent microphones near their mouth) and order a hotdog?

15 comments:

magz said...

cause yer supposed to walk past the hotdog rack on yer way to the beer cooler in the Circle K's round here!

terah said...

You can get them at Sonic. I saw a program on tv when I was 13 that talked about how many rodent parts were in hot dogs, and I have not eaten one since!

Woody said...

Probably for the same reasons that you can't order Peanut Butter and Jelly at the country's leading submarine sandwich franchise.

Cliff Morrow said...

Terah, you're afraid I might start to enjoy myself aren't you. And by the way, I'm not sure I'm going to take culinary tips from someone who's about to ingest Cadbury Egss and Dr Pepper. I suddenly don't feel well.
Woody, I hesitate to start eating at our local Subway for fear I'll get skinny and obnoxious like the guy on their commercials.
Maggie Mae, I'm through living dangerously. I can't bring myself to get a hotdog in a conv. store.

Cliff Morrow said...

One more thing Terah. I've had a hotdog at Sonic and that's just like dying a going to Heaven. You'll only do that once.

Rhodent said...

Not enough demand? Not enough profit because they can't charge enough? You got me... you'd think that people like Terah would know by now that you can all beef hot dogs... don't know what parts, but at least it is beef ;O)

Rhodent said...

And furthermore... given the choice of a burger or hot dog cooked on the grill, I'd take the hot dog any day!

terah said...

Not sure how this ended up as a "roast Terah" discussion...

Cliff, Someday you'll just have to stop in at our place on your way to Wichita and you'll see just how good my kind of food is! :-)

John Goerzen said...

I think it's about time for "roast Terah"! After all, I was losing weight until I met you!

It must be some sort of hot dog deficiency.

Oh, and just for the record, Terah also refuses to use catsup, on the theory that it may also have ground up bugs and/or rodents.

Chantel said...

Cliff,
This isn't an answer to your post, instead I'd like to thank you. Your support gives me courage to handle this situation. I will thank him for you. God Bless You!
Thank You Chantel

Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

Cliff
Stop by thee house - I'll have Char cook you some of her 'special' hotdogs. You were awed by them that time you and Marilyn were here. Back then they were cheap, now they are fashionable.
Ralph

Cliff Morrow said...

Terah, lets see, uh,,the eggs and Dr Pepper, no hotdogs, no ketchup. Lets just say I'm (how shall I say this) ...very concerned.
Ralph everything about you is fasionable especially your wife. But I'm not sure a hotdog can be fashionable.
Rhodents business sense is right on and John, roasting someone else keeps the attention off of us.

Ralph's Homespun Headlines said...

Cliff
See me site. There are fashionable hotdogs.
Ralph

kate q said...

I remember reading somewhere that there are federal regulations about the number of bug parts allowed in chocolate.

Cliff Morrow said...

Kate Q, that's just sick and wrong.